Have I got a ditty for you
It’s the one about Crazy, Mean Sue.
Cake and butter for brains
This one is bonkers, ku koo.
All smiles and sweet for a crowd.
But when night falls and no ones around,
She unleashes the beast
Meanest soul on 2 feet
She’s as phony
As a circle is round.
All raspberries and kisses and hugs
But underneath she’s an ugly, mean thug.
Please heed this advice
And hug your bones tight
When this crazy shows up in your town!