I have a sore throat
Dr. Diddlemore thinks I got jokes.
But I swear on my fat cat
That it won’t go away.
I’ve tried all of everything to shorten it’s stay.
I’ve gargled with salt,
Sprayed a fancy spray,
I even tried to stick a WHOLE ice cube tray
Down that way.
But alas my efforts have yet to cease
The burning and stinging
Of the sore throat beast!